my mother has stolen another of my genious ideas. yes. she is the infamus blog stealer of blogger.com. from know on i can never say anything funny ever again in this household or where my mom can find out what i've said.
that, my dear friends,is gong to be quiiiiite complicated.
so i guess i just might have to go on and always get to the computer first whenever i say something worth blogging about.
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And just say "No" to drugs, or your mom might suspect something and make you pee in a cup and then rest it on your legs. 'Cause Eww.
Yeah, well you oughta check out this post from alisonwonderland. I think it applies to your situation.
(I wonder if stealing a blog post is reason enough to make you pee in a cup and rest it on your legs? Are there laws for blog stealing?)
Sorry, I just tried the link. You may have to hit "Show Original Post" to see what she wrote.
(I'm so embarrassed)
Next time you fight over the computer, pinch her upper arms. It's painful. I promise. It bruises easily, too. I abused my mother when I was a little older than you, and it certainly worked to put her in her place.
Whatever the other libelous remarks made here might imply, let it be known that at least I did not raise my daughter to be a racist, nor did I teach her that 50s-movie-style Indian talk.
"Live with 'um"?!?
And Cicada, if I get pinched, even once, you're gonna feel the repercussions. In our house it was my mom that did the pinching.
Amazingly enough, I think I've got more advanced blogging skills than WhiteRabbit does at this point! So here's the post on my blog that he was referring to!
(And if that doesn't work, well, then I'll have to sheepishly admit that, like with all other things technological, he remains my superior!)
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I think you need to sit her down and have a talk.
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